February 2012
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Teacher : You failed the test.
Student : You failed to educate.
I like my history class. My teacher, Mr. Puette, is probably one of the best teacher’s I’ve had my whole life. Yeah, he’s teaching us about history and all, but that’s not all he’s teaching. He’s actually teaching us what’s happening in the real world, not just what’s in the textbook. I mean, this is the only class I actually really get involved in....
Just a simple glimpse of you could easily make me smile from ear to ear.
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What’s with pretty little liars cast having the same clothes as i do
the
same
exact
shirt
andÂ
same
exact
jacket
wut
.
Watchlizblah:
THIS SHOULD BE THE NEW PLANKING GUYS
BAHAHASDKFELAH AHAHAHAAH
idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
Me: Where?
Me: Who?
Me: You Been Where?
Me: With Who?
Me: Mmm For Real?
Me: Ohh Really That's How You Feel?
In class: I actually get this!
Homework: What the fuck
Quiz: What the fuck
Test: What the fuck
Full House Theme Song
This show always cheered me...
oh, just another great day spent with you.
(:
Me: Scrolling on Tumblr
-silence-
Cierra: I gotta fart.
Me: .
Cierra:
Me:
Cierra:
Me:
Cierra:
Me:
Cierra: *bust out laughing*
Me: e_o
